Once upon a time... We need a knight to come to the rescue... As they walked though the wood the child felt like someone was watching them. How would the grandma escape? Would the girl get there in time? They were skipping along happily but a ghost was hiding behind a bush. As they walked though the desert the child felt like someone was watching them. When they got to the lair, the robber had the uncle tied up.Tell Me a Story
What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. There's no crying in baseball! Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance.Aaand...Action!
You stay classy, San Diego. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. I wanna be on you.60% of the time, it works every time
Welcome to Cafe Ipsum, can I take your order? Five slices of millionaires shortbread, two slices of Victoria sponge and three raspberry and white chocolate cookies. Next customer please. Four grande Americanos with two shots of mint syrup please. Four slices of millionaires shortbread, two slices of flapjack and five triple chocolate cookies. Two venti mochas with three shots of vanilla syrup please. A brie and cranberry toastie with cheese and onion crisps on the side.Order a Slice of Ipsum
Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini. Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio. Might be easier with your lights on. Why advertise? Where the hookers? What? Hookers, man! Where the hookers? You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place. 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini.Rev the Ipsum
Recipe ipsum dolor sit amet. Once smooth, add more ham and peppers then simmer for another 30 minutes. Steam the capers for 40 minutes. Once golden, add more peppers and eggs then fry for another 20 minutes. Cook the beef for 10 minutes. Pour the flour and eggs until lumpy.Bake Some Ipsum
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now.Show me Shirley