Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. Cream? No thank you, I take it black, like my men. It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.Show me Shirley
Welcome to Cafe Ipsum, can I take your order? Three slices of toast with tuna and beans. Next customer please. Four raspberry leaf teas. Two jacket potatoes with butter and tuna. A bacon and brie toastie with cheese and onion crisps on the side. Five venti macchiatos with two shots of vanilla syrup please.Order a Slice of Ipsum
You stay classy, San Diego. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet! Brick, are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited? I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!60% of the time, it works every time
Once upon a time... Each was completely unaware but a robber was hiding behind a bush. How would the grandad escape? Would the child get there in time? Little did they know but the giant had visited the uncle first. How would the aunt escape? Would the orphan get there in time? As they walked though the forest the child felt like someone was watching them. They were skipping along happily but a robber was hiding behind a rock.Tell Me a Story
Doh! I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one. Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out. I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.Why You Little Ipsum!...