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You stay classy, San Diego. Son of a bee-sting! Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk! Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet! Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. God no, it smells like - like a used diaper filled with Indian food. I’m in a glass case of emotion! I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Oh, she is a saucy mama! You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it. Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. You stay classy San Diego.

God no, it smells like - like a used diaper filled with Indian food. I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Knights of Columbus, that hurt! You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. 60% of the time, it works every time. Oh, she is a saucy mama! By the beard of Zeus! Well that escalated quickly! I love lamp.

Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? I wanna be on you. Oh, she is a saucy mama! You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it. Oh, she is a saucy mama! I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Where’d you get your clothes… from the… toilet store? You stay classy San Diego.

Son of a bee-sting! I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. I'm Ron Burgundy? I'm not a baby, I'm a man! I am an anchorman! Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk! You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science. You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.