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You stay classy, San Diego. Well, I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet! 60% of the time, it works every time. By the beard of Zeus! Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. Where’d you get your clothes… from the… toilet store? I’m in a glass case of emotion! 60% of the time, it works every time. God no, it smells like - like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Where’d you get your clothes… from the… toilet store?

It's illegal in nine countries. Brick, are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Oh, she is a saucy mama! Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. I'm Ron Burgundy? Oh, she is a saucy mama! I'm not a baby, I'm a man! I am an anchorman! Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk!

You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet! I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon! Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. I'm not a baby, I'm a man! I am an anchorman! You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.

I'm not a baby, I'm a man! I am an anchorman! Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Oh, she is a saucy mama! It's illegal in nine countries. “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello? Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? I'm not a baby, I'm a man! I am an anchorman! I’m in a glass case of emotion! I'm Ron Burgundy? She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!