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You stay classy, San Diego. Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. I’m in a glass case of emotion! I love lamp. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. Oh, she is a saucy mama! It's illegal in nine countries. Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk!

She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon! Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Son of a bee-sting! Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. I’m in a glass case of emotion! Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

By the beard of Zeus! Don’t act like you’re not impressed. Oh, she is a saucy mama! I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. I wanna be on you. It's illegal in nine countries. You stay classy San Diego. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Son of a bee-sting! Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. I'm Ron Burgundy? Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. By the beard of Zeus! I’m in a glass case of emotion! You stay classy San Diego.

Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. God no, it smells like - like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Don’t act like you’re not impressed. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet! By the beard of Zeus! I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? I'm Ron Burgundy? Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna. I’m in a glass case of emotion!