Cannonball Run Ipsum Generator

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Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini. 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. Where the hookers? What? Hookers, man! Where the hookers? 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. Jamie Blake! Yeah, you used to drive that Formula One. When high-buttoned shoes were in style! 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot! Why'd he call me Shorty? You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place. She goes both ways. The round orange moon pie with the white hat on, he'll pay for it. Ah, too much couscous!

Hey, you the one running this fleabag? 220 miles an hour and they aren't gonna get a second glance! He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off! An ice cream truck! Yeah, an ice cream truck! Y'know, they gotta get there before it melts! I'd like to welcome you all to an event that's sometimes been called the Automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs. Why'd he call me Shorty? Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini. 220 miles an hour and they aren't gonna get a second glance! When you don't want him he's around! When you want him he's not around! I'm gonna go get a beer! DA-DA-DUM! Hey, you the one running this fleabag? Mad Dog, you ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate, aren't you?

What is that? A bowling team? Jamie Blake! Yeah, you used to drive that Formula One. When high-buttoned shoes were in style! Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio. He was smoking bananas. He gets very upset when he talks to 'Him'. Evel Knievel, you've got yourself some competition! What about a black Trans-Am? Nah, that's been done! 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. What about a black Trans-Am? Nah, that's been done! How long before we stop? Eight hours! Da-D-Damn! I goota go to the john!

Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini. My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens! What is that? A bowling team? We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot! Look, we can't have a car with numbers on it. So, we're going to have to disguise the car somehow. He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off! We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY! He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off! Yeah, and we're going to stay in pursuit until we catch them. Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio. An ice cream truck! Yeah, an ice cream truck! Y'know, they gotta get there before it melts! Why'd he call me Shorty?

Yeah, well what can I tell you? In the pizza business, when things are slow you tend to eat the inventory. 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. Ah, too much couscous! Yeah, well what can I tell you? In the pizza business, when things are slow you tend to eat the inventory. That's a good-looking piece! and cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car, you know. The cops would never give that a second glance! He was smoking bananas. He gets very upset when he talks to 'Him'. That's a good-looking piece! and cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car, you know. The cops would never give that a second glance! An ice cream truck! Yeah, an ice cream truck! Y'know, they gotta get there before it melts! Only in America! Get me 12 suites, better yet, the entire floor! Pumps one and two, hit 'em! Yeah, and we're going to stay in pursuit until we catch them.