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Cannonball Ipsum

Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini. How about a big, black limousine with diplomatic plates? But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever. She goes both ways. The round orange moon pie with the white hat on, he'll pay for it. Why'd he call me Shorty? God is our co-pilot? Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio. We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY! How about a big, black limousine with diplomatic plates?

Look, we can't have a car with numbers on it. So, we're going to have to disguise the car somehow. Jamie Blake! Yeah, you used to drive that Formula One. When high-buttoned shoes were in style! What about a black Trans-Am? Nah, that's been done! An ice cream truck! Yeah, an ice cream truck! Y'know, they gotta get there before it melts! Look, we can't have a car with numbers on it. So, we're going to have to disguise the car somehow. Mad Dog, you ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate, aren't you? Might be easier with your lights on. Why advertise? 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all. Hey, you the one running this fleabag? God is our co-pilot? My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens! Evel Knievel, you've got yourself some competition!

I'd like to welcome you all to an event that's sometimes been called the Automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs. Hey, you the one running this fleabag? God is our co-pilot? Where the hookers? What? Hookers, man! Where the hookers? Mad Dog, you ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate, aren't you? Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio.

Pumps one and two, hit 'em! But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever. When you don't want him he's around! When you want him he's not around! I'm gonna go get a beer! DA-DA-DUM! Yeah, and we're going to stay in pursuit until we catch them. Why'd he call me Shorty? She goes both ways. The round orange moon pie with the white hat on, he'll pay for it. Might be easier with your lights on. Why advertise? Yeah, well what can I tell you? In the pizza business, when things are slow you tend to eat the inventory. I'd like to welcome you all to an event that's sometimes been called the Automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs.

Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record! Hey, you the one running this fleabag? He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off! Where the hookers? What? Hookers, man! Where the hookers? How long before we stop? Eight hours! Da-D-Damn! I goota go to the john! An ice cream truck! Yeah, an ice cream truck! Y'know, they gotta get there before it melts! How long before we stop? Eight hours! Da-D-Damn! I goota go to the john! She goes both ways. The round orange moon pie with the white hat on, he'll pay for it. But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever.