pilot and flight attendant

Shirley you can’t be Ipsum?

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison? No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do! There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. No, I've been nervous lots of times. It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do! I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one... Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer! Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. No, I've been nervous lots of times. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer! It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.