pilot and flight attendant

Shirley you can’t be Ipsum?

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

No, I've been nervous lots of times. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one... Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison? There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? You ever seen a grown man naked? Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison? It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. You ever seen a grown man naked? Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!

You ever seen a grown man naked? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do! Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison?