pilot and flight attendant

Shirley you can’t be Ipsum?

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. No, I've been nervous lots of times. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? No, I've been nervous lots of times. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Cream? No thank you, I take it black, like my men. I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do! Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you. Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one...

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.