Kids in muddy wellies

Kids Ask Ipsum

Where do babies come from? Are we going to the park? Can I eat the last biscuit? Are you going to be old and wrinkly one day? Can I eat more sweets? Are we getting McDonalds? Can I eat the last biscuit? Are we nearly there yet? Can I eat more sweets?

Why is the sky blue? Are you going to be old and wrinkly one day? Why can't I fly? Can I eat this sweet I found on the floor? Why is the sky blue? Are we going to the park?

Why can't I fly? Where can I buy sweets? Why am I small? Where do babies come from? Can I eat the last biscuit? Where do elephants sleep? Are we getting McDonalds? Where does Santa go on holiday?

Are cows happy? Where are we going? Why is grandma old? Where can I buy sweets? Why can't I fly? Can I eat more biscuits? Why am I small? Where does the man on the moon go in the daytime? Can I eat the last biscuit? Where are we going?

Ask your Dad. I really would rather not think about it. Please leave me alone, I just want to have a wee in peace. Ask Alexa. Please leave me alone, I just want be left alone. I really don't care. Ask Siri. Please leave me alone, I just want finish my cup of tea. I really don't know. Please leave me alone, I just want 5 minutes peace. Ask your sister.