Kids in muddy wellies

Kids Ask Ipsum

Can I eat a half chewed mini cheddar that my brother gave me? Where are we going? Can I eat mud? Are you going to be old and wrinkly one day? Why can't I fly? Are jelly babies made from real babies? Why do cats miaow? Where does my poo go when you flush the toilet? Why don't elephants fly?

Are we nearly there yet? Why can't I eat mud? Are we going to the park? Can I eat this pizza? Where are we going? Can I eat more sweets?

Why is grandma old? Can I eat mud? Why can't I fly? Where do babies come from? Can I eat this sweet I found on the floor? Are cows happy? Why is grandma old? Can I eat the last biscuit? Where are we going? Can I eat mud?

Where can I buy sweets? Why is the sky blue? Where do babies come from? Why can't I fly? Where does the man on the moon go in the daytime? Why is the sky blue? Are jelly babies made from real babies? Why don't elephants fly? Are we nearly there yet? Why am I small?

I really would rather not think about it. Ask your brother. Please leave me alone, I just want to have a wee in peace. I really regret having kids! Please leave me alone, I just want to not have to answer any more questions. I really don't know.