Kids in muddy wellies

Kids Ask Ipsum

Where are we going? Can I eat the last biscuit? Are cows happy? Can I eat more sweets? Why is the sky blue? Are we nearly there yet? Can I eat this sweet I found on the floor?

Are jelly babies made from real babies? Where can I buy sweets? Are cows happy? Why can't I go to grandmas? Can I eat mud? Where does the tallest man live? Can I eat this sweet I found on the floor? Are you going to be old and wrinkly one day? Can I eat more sweets?

Are jelly babies made from real babies? Why do cats miaow? Where are we going? Why is grandma old? Can I eat the last biscuit? Are we going to the park? Can I eat more sweets? Why can't I eat mud? Can I eat the food on your plate? Where does Santa go on holiday? Can I eat more sweets?

Why can't I fly? Can I eat a half chewed mini cheddar that my brother gave me? Where does the tallest man live? Why don't elephants fly? Can I eat more sweets? Why do cats miaow? Are we getting McDonalds? Why is grandma old? Where do elephants sleep?

Please leave me alone, I just want to not have to answer any more questions. Ask your Grandma. I really would rather not think about it. Please leave me alone, I just want be left alone. Ask your Dad. I really regret having kids! Please leave me alone, I just want 5 minutes peace. I really would rather not think about it. Ask Siri. I really don't care. Ask your brother. I really don't know.