Kids in muddy wellies

Kids Questions Ipsum Text Generator

Can I eat mud? Are we getting McDonalds? Can I eat the food on your plate? Are we nearly there yet? Where does my poo go when you flush the toilet? Are cows happy? Can I eat this pizza? Why am I small? Where do babies come from?

Why don't elephants fly? Where does my poo go when you flush the toilet? Can I eat mud? Are we getting McDonalds? Why is the sky blue? Can I eat the food on your plate? Where does the tallest man live?

Can I eat the last biscuit? Why don't elephants fly? Are jelly babies made from real babies? Why is grandma old? Can I eat the food on your plate? Where does Santa go on holiday? Can I eat more sweets? Why do cats miaow?

Can I eat mud? Where can I buy sweets? Are we going to the park? Can I eat the food on your plate? Where does the tallest man live? Are cows happy? Can I eat more biscuits?

Ask your brother. Please leave me alone, I just want 5 minutes peace. I really regret having kids! Ask your Grandad. Please leave me alone, I just want be left alone. I really don't care. Please leave me alone, I just want to not have to answer any more questions.