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Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. You ever seen a grown man naked? I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. No, I've been nervous lots of times. You ever seen a grown man naked? Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. No, I've been nervous lots of times. It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now.

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Cream? No thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do! No, I've been nervous lots of times.

I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Cream? No thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. You ever seen a grown man naked?