pilot and flight attendant

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Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. You can't take a guess for another two hours? I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one... Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley! Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do! I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one... Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. You ever seen a grown man naked?

It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister! Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Cream? No thank you, I take it black, like my men. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. It's a big place where sick people go, but that's not important right now. You ever seen a grown man naked? I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one... I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one... What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. Cream? No thank you, I take it black, like my men. Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo. Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer! It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!