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Doh! If it doesn’t have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money? I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one. Just sit through this NRA meeting Marge, and if you still don’t think guns are great then we’ll argue some more. I hope I didn’t brain my damage. A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England. Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out. It’s so simple to be wise… just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don’t even get paid for the stuff they do? Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money? Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England. Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out. I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman. A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don’t even get paid for the stuff they do?
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. Marge, try to understand. There are two types of college students, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time. Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening. Just sit through this NRA meeting Marge, and if you still don’t think guns are great then we’ll argue some more. If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead? I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.
Operator! Give me the number for 911! A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos. I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one. If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker. I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one. Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos. Trying is the first step towards failure. Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening. I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?