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Lorem ipsum where no-one has gone before. Set phasers to fabulous and regroup. Auxiliary power to phasers. Beam me up, O'Brian. There be whales here. Lieutenant to engine room, report. Sensors detect a gravimetric distortion to starboard. Beam me up, Scotty. I am not a merry man.

I am not a merry man. Shut up, Wesley. All power to weapons. Shields down, orange alert. Commander to bridge, report. Lieutenant, there are Klingons to port. Live long and prosper. Set course for Praxis and engage at warp seven.

Set phasers to stun and retreat. Doctor, report to the sick bay immediately. Sensors detect a hole in space to aft. Commander, report to the mess hall immediately. Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp nine. There be whales here. Sensors detect a surge in nutrinos to starboard. Shields up, blue alert.

Beam me up, O'Brian. Resistance is futile. Shields down, red alert. Live long and prosper. Set course for Praxis and engage at warp three. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Blue alert, fire torpedoes. Primary power to phasers. Highly illogical, lieutenant. Sensors detect a rift in the fabric of space to aft. Highly illogical, doctor.

Captain, report to the sick bay immediately. Doctor to engine room, report. I'm a Doctor, not a physicist. There be whales here. Lieutenant, there are Cardassians to starboard. Captain, report to the mess hall immediately.