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Lorem ipsum where no-one has gone before. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I'm a Doctor, not a database. Highly illogical, ensign. Live long and prosper. Shields down, orange alert. Captain to mess hall, report.

Shields up, red alert. Primary power to shields. Commander, there are Humans to starboard. Highly illogical, doctor. Ensign, there are Klingons to port. Highly illogical, lieutenant.

Doctor, there are Humans to starboard. Set phasers to fabulous and retreat. Blue alert, fire phasers. Captain, report to the bridge immediately. Set phasers to maximum and attack. Sensors detect a surge in nutrinos to aft. Commander, there are Klingons to starboard. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I'm a Doctor, not a peeping tom.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Doctor, there are Cardassians to aft. Live long and prosper. Highly illogical, captain. Doctor, report to the engine room immediately. Beam me up, O'Brian. There be whales here.

Secondary power to life support. Resistance is futile. Ensign, there are Humans to starboard. Red alert, fire torpedoes. All power to phasers. Live long and prosper. Set course for Cardassia Prime and engage at warp six. Orange alert, fire phasers.