Star Trek Ipsum Generator

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Lorem ipsum where no-one has gone before. Highly illogical, ensign. Blue alert, fire phasers. Set phasers to kill and retreat. Shields up, red alert. Orange alert, fire torpedoes.

Captain, there are Cardassians to aft. Doctor to engine room, report. There be whales here. Lieutenant, there are Humans to port. Shut up, Wesley. I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer. Ensign to bridge, report. Resistance is futile. Live long and prosper. Blue alert, fire phasers.

Shields down, orange alert. Sensors detect a rift in the fabric of space to aft. Primary power to backup systems. Live long and prosper. There be whales here. Doctor, report to the mess hall immediately. Beam me up, Scotty.

There be whales here. Ensign, report to the engine room immediately. Beam me up, Chief. Set phasers to maximum and attack. There be whales here. Resistance is futile. Secondary power to shields. Highly illogical, commander.

Resistance is futile. Captain, report to the bridge immediately. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Shut up, Wesley. Sensors detect a surge in nutrinos to starboard. Primary power to phasers. Set phasers to kill and retreat. Ensign, report to the sick bay immediately. Lieutenant to bridge, report.